Tell them to trade in the bird for the phone, then conveniently, accidently, throw the phone out beyond your front yard....splash.


B-Run, my mother-in-law calls me at least 2 to 3 times a day, for all kinds of reasons, starting at 6 a.m. and going to 7 pm sometimes. It's called a need to talk. He needs someone to talk to, better get him out doing something with some other peope so he has something to talk to them about.