Had an all white cate named Honkey growin' up in Wally World. Coolest cat ever. Stood his ground to anything.

One of our farmer friends came over to deliver a load of hay and brought his 3 "cat killing, meanest farm dogs ever"" dogs with him. He just apologized right than and there if his dogs killed our cat.

Spooked, we put the cat inside, who promptly said "screw you guys" and escaped.

A while later, as were sitting around after unloading all the hay, we here the commotions to end all commotions.

Oh crap, the cat is dead (we thought). Go runnin' up to his truck and there are his 3 dogs COWERING in the bed of his truck and on top of the roof of the truck was Honkey. Just sitting there looking like he had just kicked the living [censored] out of 3 dogs and knew he was a bad ass cool cat.

We show up, cat happily walks over to me, all snuggly and happy to be petted and like nothing happened.

Dogs wouldn't move, were shaking, and wouldn't get any where near 100' to that cat for the rest of the day.