That is funny Vince. Don't lose that sense of humor this weekend!
I read your last post on the the event thread...I'm smarter than you are-I gave up on 20 somethings about 4 years ago and when I quit em I was on dry land so I could just walk away when my head began to hurt during "conversations" with them. I guess you could always dump them on shore.
Wait a minute I'm 4 or 5 years older than you are...maybe mid 30
's is the magic age when we realize this.