I read this whole thing today in between phone calls, and other bs. Merg, I don't know you, but you tickle me bro. I mean I've seen some silly bulletin board wars before, but this one is so random that it is more entertaining than most.

I'm trying to picture you sitting on your easy chair speedreading through "Moby Dick" or some psychology text. As soon as you finish speed reading a novel do you slam it shut and yell "I read the sh!t out that m0ther4ucker!"?

Lets get the facts in a bulletin format so that we don't lose any when this thread hits page 16.

1 - You have the ability to pick up lots of chicks, using psychology.
2 - You can read really fast, and could teach the course....

Is there anything else?

Does your DVD set show you how to hypnotize your significant other without them knowing it? I thought about going on a diet, to make my wife more attracted to me, but then I decided if I could hypnotize her somehow that would be a lot easier.