Quote:
I thought about going on a diet, to make my wife more attracted to me, but then I decided if I could hypnotize her somehow that would be a lot easier.




That just made my top five

Best.
Lines.
Ever.

Yer pretty funny, RR.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames