Here's a couple for ya...........

First wife: I'm spreading five yards of beauty bark and she's heading to the grocery store. I ask her to get some beer, she asks "what kind"? I answer, "anything but Rainier". She returns with Rainier. She always reminded me of a bobblehead doll in the back of a car window.

Third wife: Scraped a two foot gash in the side of my F-150 while parking next to a dumpster. "I was checking the mirror, too!" Next time, try checking BOTH mirrors.

Memo to B-Run and all of you guys: When the wife screws up, it's pay day. Work it. Night out with the boys, weekend fishing or hunting, and when you got big antlers showing.........she'll smile and do just about anything you ask.