I also have a calf story, I hit one once when I was a kid on a YZ80 mototcycle. Trying to show off in front of all the relatives, oh I showed off alright, Hit the jump which was in a cow pasture, proceeded to hit a calf while in the air, crunched my cousins YZ80 which my dad and I had to fix with my lawn mowing money. I didn't get hurt, but it is funny when told by uncles and cousins at family events. Myself and two other cousins and one uncle have been the laughter for the relatives on many occasions. But, I have never been drug around by a calf though.