You know what's cool about being single? EVERYTHING!

I'm no longer acountable for my whereabouts 24 hours a day.
Broken shi% around the house is no longer my responcibility to fix.
I don't have to live in a pig-sty anymore.
The fuc%ing parrot is GONE.
I can get as drunk as I want without being told I have a problem.
I can shoot my mouth off without reprocussion.

That list is almost endless, BTW.