Vince,

First of all, don't you realize it would be far cheaper to toss the lame kwickies in the trash and buy all new cool kwickies at full retail than to go this route?

Ahh, but what am I thinking? Of course you do.

Let's see now, you've been married, what?, a month now and already you're going to these great lengths to justify your "need" for MORE TOOLS. Pitiful my man. Is fishing that slow even for you? I thought you of all people knew that colors caught fisherman not fish.

It would have been so much easier if you had just taken a poll to see how many guys think you DESERVE some new tools. That way you could just go back to the little lady and say, "looky here honey, the board boys think I ought to get a new compressor too".

Vince, you know "da boys" are always there for ya, but man you are coming dangerously close to blaming your wife for this sad state of affairs. And believe me, none of us want to see you make that age old mistake. Ya gotta getta grip man. What's next a chainsaw for your balsa wood poppers?

Oh, btw, you might want to check with Doc or Stam on airbrush techniques.