Jenna is a nice girl. I'd like to sit down and share some coffee with her, maybe discuss the economic philosopy of John Kenneth Galbraith.

I've never met Jenna, but way back in the day, I was one of the first guys to see Torrie Wilson's brand new boobs. I worked with her at Cafe Ole' in Boise for about a year. I got a super close look at the job the surgeon did. Seriously good work. She was totally laid back gal. She was cool, and I'm glad to know she's pulling in some big money. She might be able to set Blades straight. Maybe...

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/torriewilson/photos1/posedphotos/

Then there was that Liv Tyler look alike who was a little more interested in my girlfriend then she was in me...but thats another story.

Fishhunter, if you want Abu and Hoh to leave you alone you got to ignore them. Otherwise those guys will keep pushing your buttons until you go crazy.

The last guy that they teased this bad hung himself. His girlfriend found him and didn't want the insurance company to know it was a suicide. So she yanked his pants and underwear down before calling the police. The ruled it an accidental death, autoerotic asphyxiation. I wasn't supposed to talk about it, but since you guys share some things in common, I just wanted to make sure it didn't happen to you.

Seriously, I worry about you guys hanging yourselves with your moms underwear. It's a gawdamn epidemic. It needs to stop.

VHawk