Hey, Falwell!

Let's put a team together for this shindig! I'll give Pat Robertson a call and see if he can make it.

We can whip these girly boys big time!

Don't call me until after 3:30pm today, I've got a meeting with my attorney about that ridiculous "I'm a homo!" charge in Minneapolis. We're going to sue those anti-American liberal terrorist lovers into next week!

Damn it...I was slapping my thighs laughing so hard about suing those sons-o-beeotches that I tore a hole in my stockings.

'Til we meet again.

Larry
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I did not have toe sex with that man! I was just picking up some paper to wipe my ass! No, really!