Originally Posted By: AuntyM
 Originally Posted By: Mingo
Borrow a pitbull. Bring it over to "play" with the dog when nobody is home.

My best bud's ex of 17 years made it her life's mission to make his life as miserable as possible when they divorced. She made sure her butt grew to about 4 axehandles across to keep men away so she could devote all her time to farkin' with his mind ..................through the kids, through lawyers, through attempts to get his girlfriend's income listed as "family assets" so she could grab a chunk for herself via fatter child support......he's still dealing with this [censored] to this day.

Hope your parting with her goes smoother than my bud's "D" went Tim............life is too short to be tortured endlessly .


Millions more like her out there too, making our gender look bad.


There needs to be a way to tell when a woman is a rabid fire breathing psychotic b**** from the snake pits of hell. Only if they had an adipose clipped, or a tattoo across the forhead stating as much. I'm glad I've never had to live some of the stories I've heard or read.