Originally Posted By: Dan S.
When she was a pup, our dog ate a recliner, a couch, and a pair of my slippers.

You know why puppies are cute? Because they HAVE to be. Otherwise there'd be puppy carcasses scattered all over the country side.





Yup, and children are sooooo the same! Just the other night I went lookin for the bottle of scotch (Highlander) that my brother brought back from Scotland for me. I couldn't find it for the life of me. I'm tryin ta remember when the hell I drank a bottle scotch, then my son shows up from school (CW) so I ask him if he's seen it, "OH ya, me and the buddies put that down" he say's. He got ANOTHER quick lesson about stayin the f^#% outa my booze!
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