If the worst plan the dem's are accused of having involves giving a drivers license to the guy who cleans the pool and mows the yard, I'll vote a straight Democratic ticket. I doubt it'll cost our country the lives of 4,000 soldiers, the permanent disability of 20,000 more.

I had one of those brilliant drunken ideas, that still held some amusement for me once I became sober; I ever get within 100 yards of the POTUS I'm going to make an attempt at a citizen's arrest for being criminally negligent in his performance as chief executive. Sure it has no legal basis. And I might spend a few days in jail, but I'll enjoy every phuckin minute. Plus it'll look great on YouTube.

Remember the good old days when the R's biggest concern was that someone was getting a BJ from a horsetoothed intern? I miss those days.