blue_jay - It's obvious the chicken is a liberal leftard and is only crossing the road because Air America comes in better over there.

Addicted - Who gives a sh!t about the chicken... have you guys gotten a load o' my wife!

Avid Angler - That ain't no chicken... it's Blades... and he's gay... beep!

Strike Zone - What chicken? Good luck.

Todd - That freakin' chicken wishes he could put on as many miles as I do in a day!

Merg - Looks like I'm gonna hafta teach that chicken how to pick up chicks!

Sol - Betcha I can drink more, smoke more, screw more, catch more fish and post more than that f%cking chicken ever thought of...


Disclaimer: The above post is intended purely as light-hearted fun. NO personal animosity, implied or otherwise is intended whatsoever.