4Salt:

After several years of walking on the Right side of the road, the chicken finally smarted up and headed across to the Left...

Timber:

Because the other side is "Simply the Best"...

Rvrfshr:

What road? Ting!

Parker:

'Cuz that's the side that all the guides I fish with walk on!

Aix sponsa:

Road? Well, if trees walk road yellow, then green there, game on...ducky!

Dave D:

I wasn't supposed to turn there?