Aunty,

A beer drinking contest never settled anything other than turning a lot of beer into p!ss. Not trying to discourage it or anything. Just saying it won't settle any haggling over what a dipsh!t Bush is.

Todd,

If you ever want to shake the dust off your Spey rod and pay some proper respect to steelhead, give me a call. I'll warm up the jet boat tomorrow just to make sure it's still running.

Sg