Todd,

You may be a hell of a lawyer, but yer a lousy chemist. Beer, with its lower alcohol content, freezes at a much higher temperature than does Scotch - embalming fluid or not.

Aunty M,

Tsk, tsk, . . . this just won't work. Shirtless Spey casters ain'ta' gonna' be no shirtless fireman's calendar. Sorry, it just ain't gonna' happen. You better just stick to the firemen.

So what are we looking at here? About the 3rd week of March maybe? I gotta' go buy a 2008 calendar/planner and start makin' some plans.

Sg