Trust me, you've done enough to "torment" me. You had/have Kate.

Who said that Sawyer was the better looking one? Haven't they seen my avatar? Corey, don't even think about responding! I know you think that Desmond is 'The Man!' . Personally, if Jack took a couple tips from Charlie, Jack could be 'The Ultimate Man!'.
Sawyer and Desmond are just jealous of me because they can't find a hairstylist on the island to cut their hair!

Corey, Who's AuntyM? You know James seriously digs her. Well, Juliet anyway \:\) I'm sure he loves that sweet, soft-spoken and submissive side of her. You know, the one he doesn't get to see in real life too often \:\)