Hillary called Chelsea a few months back:

"Honey, as you know I am running for president. The world will be watching us all again." Hillary reminded her daughter, " I just want to make sure that you are on your best behavior."

"No problem Mom."

"You're not smoking or drinking?"

"nope"

"you're not having sex are you?" asked the wannabe pres.

Chelsea replied, " Not according to Daddy."