Originally Posted By: Todd
Come on, Irie...get with the program here...I think you need to be brought in for re-education. Just say this 100 times per day until it becomes your automatic response to any question...

"Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid."


There was a home heating oil delivery truck stolen in the backwoods of Appalachia a few days back and it was all over FOX 'news' as an Al Queda Terrorist Threat. Apparently the Hatfields & McCoys let their Terrorist Hunting Permits (#091101) on the backs of their trucks lapse.

Osama bin Laden then moved in under their porch with the hound dogs.