I got an 18 year old kid you can borrow for the next 4 years or so. He can figure out anything that involves a computer as long as it will be useless in helping find a job in the future. Your problem sounds like something he would be a pro at.

I'll put him on the Greyhound collect. If I tell him your taking him out to pizza he will no doubt find you..

Good luck !! no hurry sending him home !!