Hey Al,

I hope this isn't an "inconvenient" time for you, but I wanted to share my thoughts on global warming. Every third weekend in April, I plant my first two rows of corn. This year some white frozen stuff fell from the sky and ruined those rows, so I had to replant them. Last evening I built a bonfire next to my garden to keep my tomatoes, peppers, and onions from freezing. Nothing like wearing a long-sleeve shirt, a long-sleeve sweatshirt and a fleece vest on May 21st.

Global warming? Why don't you pay my heating bill this month, since it's so warm? Gotta go now and put another log on the fire.

Warmly,

Snake Pliskin
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Bless our troops.