Stam... Eddy Vedder might not write a song about you, but I'm going to !!! In fact, it will be so good he'll wish he wrote it.. and lick my foot to let him sing it !!! Of course, I'll say no.. and flat nail it all on my own. I'll donate the money to a worthy cause that you approve of. In fact, since you wont even be dead when I write and sing this song, I'll just give you the money. I'll keep you posted when I come up with the first few verses.

My dad is a dill weed. I turned out sort of O.K.. well, maybe a little less than that.