Here, I'll give you some killer lawyer-speak...

Statutory rape is a crime, but I was just askin' if he committed it, not saying he did.

Cheney is a bad guy...real bad. It's too bad he shot his hunting buddy, instead of the other way around...we'd be better off without him, and there's no doubt about that. Virtually every thing that Bush will go down in infamy for was his fault...Dumbya should name his library after him.

I'm not too sure if that would fly or not, since the Saudis are paying for the library...but they probably like Cheney just fine.

Fish on...

Todd