BOB, aka TRBO...be AFRAID, VERY AFRAID!!!!!!!

Be sure to put flourescent labels on each oar designating it as RIGHT or LEFT, and also add arrows on each oar showing FORWARD and BACK directions. It is imperative that Chrome/22 gets some practice on the sticks BEFORE you hook-up on a fish.

If I do recall this correctly?????????

"I was scenting a tad for ISO
When out of his mouth these words blow
I'm into a FISH!!
Grab the oars you biatch!!
Good lord I wish you could ROW!" "..................

Mike

p.s. Brad: I KNOW with a few more "lessons" (aka beatings) from me I'm sure you would learn to row just fine..