Went into the Dept. of Labor & Industries office today to get a permit for the wiring on my shop. Long conversation ensued, and then once I had everything completed for my application, the lady behind the counter asked if I would be needing any inspections soon.

In a clear voice I told her, and the other 4 ladies in the room, " I need a cover inspection, and while they are out there, I also need a dick inspection".

They'll be out to inspect yet another ditch of mine on Tuesday.

Yes, they were laughing as I left, and I swear I saw a few of them wiping tears from their eyes. So if you need an inspection, you know where to go.