Oh, Oh, Oh, finally! A liberal nancy fish putting up a great fight!

Hey Sarah, I think this hole is just about fished out. That last bunch of bait I used was really stale, even threw in a couple of barbless hooks, and we still had some shakers on. Only one decent fish in the whole lot!

Well, I'm heading out for steelhead Sarah. Don't you do anything crazy while I'm gone like win an election or something. I've heard that would cause nancy fish to explode better than a dupont spinner!

BTW, Sarah, what do you call such a big group of bottom dwelling nancy fish? A school, a pod? Oh--that's right a muster!

Well, I tell ya babe, we must have anchored right over a huge mutual musterbation society of bottom dwellers here! Next time we'll have to use some ex-lax for bait. Some of these nancies have been so full of crap, they gots to be constipated!

See ya when I get back, Sarah. Like I said, don't do anything crazy!