The sink in Obama's house leaks. Since it's the White House, four dudes fix it in about eight seconds.

The sink in McCain's house leaks...but he can't remember which house it is that has the leaky sink. When he looks in a mirror, he sees that he has written "House in Malibu has leaky sink!" on his forehead...he immediately sets out to call Joe the Plumber to send him out to fix it, but can't remember Joe's number.

After finding the number scribbled on a dirty napkin in the waste basket, McCain goes to call Joe the Plumber, but forgot where he left the phone.

After a four hour nap, he forgets that he even has a house in Malibu, much less a leaky kitchen sink.

Takes another nap.

Fish on...

Todd