The sink in Obama's house leaks.

So he picks up a wrench and and replaces the S-trap with a new pipe and properly covers the threads with thread tape and a bead of silicone around the slip joint & tightening the new peice in place. The Leak is fixed, so Senator Obama closes the cupboard, unrolls his sleeves, and gets back to figuring out how to fix the humongous fvck-ups Kevin Lund and his fellow Klansmen have made of this country, cursing the day he let that half-wit tax-dodging douchebag Joe the Plumber touch his sink the month before when he was too busy on the campaign trail to do it himself.

Hey KKKevin: