Hell, I for one am personally thanking all the new and improved miners out there! Without these new and improved miners, apparently the fish were never ever going to spawn! Who was going to overturn up their precious gravel beds for them? Without these new and improved miners, who would take out the mercury and other toxics that were deposited by the old and bad miners? I always wondered what happened to all that pencil lead left deposited in the rivers. I had always assumed that it was just left in the river to kill millions of waterfowl and endangered butt-trumpeter swans. But no. The new and improved miners jumped in and were taking care of that lead for us.

Lastly, as an investor with Hormel, I can't THANK YOU enough for your use in hotdog scientology! I keep telling the worlds and anyone who will listen that HOTDOGS are right up there with the second coming of my deity (Flying Spaghetti Monster, who reaches out and touches on with his noodley appendage!)

You guys are right up there with loggers, IMO! It can't get any better for the environment and our salmoninds than clear cutting and mining. Good work, my man! Keep up the fight, bro!

I think you'll fit in fine with this group - just as long as you don't mention anything about KKK meetings and the killing of our President Elect. Past that, you're golden!