1. When you go fishing and you catch something, thats good! If you are with a woman and you catch something, thats bad!

2. Fish dont compare you to other fishermen either and dont want to know how many other fish you caught.

3. If you catch and release a fish, you dont have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

4.You dont necessarily have to change your line to keep on catching fish.

5.You can catch a fish on a 10-cent nightcrwler. If you want to catch a woman your talking dinner and a movie minimum.

6. And finally, fish dont mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing!