One of the better places in Bangkok had an "experienced lady" (read past her prime) open a bottle of Coke with her muff-craw, then proceeded to lie on her back and empty the contents of said bottle into her womanly sanctuary. She got back on her feet and demonstrated her ability to maintain a tight seal by dancing around without spilling a single drop. In order to prove this, she placed the opening of the bottle back where it had previously been and returned the liquid contents completely. Of course this in itself did not provide adequate entertaining shock value for me, until she handed the bottle to a fine young Ranger sitting at the edge of the stage who took that bottle and chugged it all down in one breath to the encouraging "hooahs" from his comrades.

All that before the razor blade chick...