Al Bundy said it best...

Where the music stinks,
and they water the drinks,
the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance
in their underpants,
the nudie bar.

Where you see their butt,
and their trap stays shut,
at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast,
but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar.

Where you look at a thigh,
and blacken an eye,
at the nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas,
but the Bundys kick ass,
at the nudie bar



Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake,
at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor,
and wish you could nail her,
at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door,
and there's a Kennedy on the floor,
at the nudie bar.



Also, make sure you turn off your cell phone so that when your wife calls it doesn't somehow answer the call. Just sayin....
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