So my last dog was named Cosmo. She was a tough dog. She did things like fight geese and coyotes. I got her from the pound when she was around 2. I'd rather have a mellow dog but Cosmo did her own gig.
So one night I let old Cosmo out to do her business. I see her in the backyard with her head going up and down. Silent. I' m curious.
I call her in.
Of course there is a possum in her mouth.
I yell drop it! For once she listened.
I make enough racket that the wife came in to check out what was going on. Possum sat there at the back door for about ten minutes. It opens one eye and looks around. It opens the other eye and looks around. It then gets up and cruises. Those possums are sneaky bastages.

Second guided trip option:
So I've got this big chevy truck. My idea is cruise the back roads until we find a possum.
After that it's $20/five minutes....I don't care what you do.