I had to go to a Ruth Chris in So Cal for a meeting with some venders once. We were waiting in the bar and some lady was blabbing at the top of her lungs about her hair ( old blue hair type with a massive doo ) ANYWAY... after forever we got our table. So we are sitting down and one of the guys we were with totally misses his chair and winds up on his back on the floor looking up at this same lady .. and says " OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR !!!"... The whole place cracked up.

The chopped salad is what was good that I remember