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Cant' help you find one, but once you get one, I'd like to offer up my unmatched in the industry Kegerator testing abilities. I have a masters in Kegerator testing, and I'm working on my PHD. I can do Kegstands with one arm, and have a removed Uvula so I can test kegerator pump volume a la shotgun alongside the best of the frat boys. I've tested Kegerators in several countries for the last 20 years, and am fully qualified. Best of all, my services are free!