Today's GOP: We're white, rich, and we're gonna take your last nickel.

Today's Democrats: We stand for something!

Now on to more interesting news:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html

I really enjoyed this paragraph:

"Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama."