If a liberal does not like guns, he does not buy one. If a conservative does not like guns, he's a pussy.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he's a pussy.

If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A conservative doesn't care if there's a threat at all, just wants to go kill some sand niggers.

If a liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a conservative is homosexual, he meets men in Rest Area bathrooms, or assualts minor children. His wife, however, will "stand by her man"...because he probably beats her on a fairly regular basis, or her pastor tells her it's not her job to ever question her husband.

If a black man or Hispanic are liberal, they see themselves as independently successful. Their conservative counterparts are usually insane, like Alan Keyes, or idiotic like Richard Steele.

If a liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A conservative blames it on niggers, spics, liberals, women, unions, intellectuals, people with educations, etc., etc., etc....

If a liberal doesn’t like a talk show host, he points out how idiotic the host is by using facts and logic, something that he is afforded due to having checked the facts himself. Conservatives parrot the talking points, without bothering to see if they're factual, or not...and doesn't care if they're factual, or not.

If a liberal is a non-believer, he does not go to church. A conservative non-believer will pretend to be one, anyway, to pander to the base.

If a liberal decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A conservative demands that we don't give it to anyone who's not white, born here, and doesn't think Rush Limbaugh is smart.

If a liberal slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a conservative slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues, blaming on the illegals that surely are supposed to keep it clean for the God-fearing white folks.

If a liberal reads this, it will be for entertainment purposes only, since liberals like to read actual facts and make up their own minds. A conservative will take it as a fact since they got it in a mass email, and then heard Rush read it on the radio.

And, lastly...if a conservative gets a mass e-mail, he'll quickly copy and paste it to the InterWebz, regardless of whether or not it has a shred of truth or fact in it...conservatives don't need facts, and have little love for the truth.
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The American people will never knowingly adopt authoritarianism. But, under the name of "conservatism" they will adopt every fragment of the Christo-authoritarianism program, until one day America will be an authoritarian nation, run by hypocritical "Christians" bent on American hegemony and a deep distaste for some "enemy", whichever one is most convenient at the time to keep the hate machine purring along.

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This making $hit up just for the hell of it is easy...and it's not surprising that conservatives do stuff like this all the time, since taking the easy way out and blaming their considerable failures on everyone and everything else, and then hating them for it, is par for the course for conservatives.

Fish on...

Todd