"Is it true that Rosie O'Donnell is actually manbearpig?
No. This has been investigated thoroughly and I, AlGore, came to the conclusion that she is neither man, nor bear, not pig. She is half woman, half shrill harpy and one half cranky molecular physics expert who knows that fire can not melt steel. She should know. In my research I discovered that her grandfather spent his early years working in a spoon mine where fully formed spoons were pulled out of ground, dusted off and then taken to stores. The environmental impact of spoon mining is almost as big of a disaster as manbearpig. But, manbearpig is way worse."

now i know where spoons come from - this site is invaluable!