The Republican Car

Thanks to President Obama, luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always been beyond my means, but I took out a Cadillac Escalade last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car.

He asked why I thought it was a Republican car, and I explained: if it were a Democrat car, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass .