Fukkin donk!! Anyway,another one. We were coming up from Big Sur on highway 1 just loaded on all kinds of drugs and sheit,going like 90,and my buddy who was driving was sober. So we get pulled over and dude next to me is shoving a vial of liquid acid in his sock and about 6 ounces of some powdered substance in the other.

So the cop asks my friend "Is there some particular reason why you're going 90 in a 55?"

My buddy"Because I can?"

"Have anything to drink?"the cop asks.

My buddy in the back who was dressed in clothes he had made from deer hide shout's out "We're all fucked up officer,he's the designated driver while we're partying and [censored]!!"

I'm thinking [censored] we're fucked now. The cop just looked at all of us with hair down to our asses,pupils like saucers,and dude in deer skin clothes and says " Get the the hell out of here."

I guess he didn't want to do the paperwork and have to deal with the likes of us. Haha!

Another day in the life.