Rolled my truck and driftboat across the highway after falling asleep on my way to the river (worked 48 hrs straight), first cop on scene (at 2:30 am) asked, "has the fishing been good?" Second cop on scene, after chatting with first cop tells me, "you must have been going for XX spot, you gotta get there early for that" Third cop, and crew from ambulance, spend about 20 minutes going through my fishing photo album that flew out on the highway, while waiting for the tow trucks to arrive.

Never asked about drinking (wasn't anyways, but wrecking 20 minutes after the bar close usually means bad things) and no citation for reckless driving (like my buddy got for falling asleep)