If'n I was getting said 7 figure bonus I would have my house paid off. Since I work for a small bank, and I am the #2 top performer across the board in all areas combined (for a $630 million bank), I get dick. Zero, nada, zilch. Same goes for last year.

I will publicly pummel the next fawkhead local reporter who spouts the BS that bankers are making bank.

I have two large problem loans ($225,000, and $750,000) that will be resolved in the next 30 days out of a portfolio of $42 million dollars, met all other goals, and I get the opportunity to BOHICA.

The media knows nothing of what they speak. Fawk the media.

(I am a few drinks deep at this point, and would likely fire on anyone driving down my driveway, so stay away. Do you feel lucky, PUNK? Remember, once you enter my driveway, you only get closer to me, and 126 yards max range is a chip shot for me. Seriously)

Call before you come over, because I've been reloading for the past few weeks, and my house is now officially an arsenal by media standards, (round count and number of firearms).