1000 fire crackers split open, emptied into an empty roman candle tube, will also work. That will also flatten all other mailboxes on the post, disintegrate the 2x6 they all sit on, and shatter the 4x4 post that goes into the ground. Don't ask me how I know.

Fire.
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