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"Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant -- they're quite clear -- that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the ten commandments."--Sarah Palin

Okay Sarah, but be careful what you with for--
Under President Sarah Palin's new laws all punishments will be by Stoning to Death:

Under Deuteronomy 24:4 you are defiled; an abomination before God because you are divorced.

Under Deuteronomy 22:5 Because you wear pants, you are abominable before God.

Most of your children, under law 21:18, shall be stoned to death for partying (revelling, debauchery and banqueting) too much.

Your Daughter Bristol's pretty well dead: Since she has "played the whore in her father's house" and lost her virginity before her marriage, she must be stoned to death. (USC 22:20)

For having an affair, you and your boyfriend are condemned to death. (USC 22:22)


Anyway, I hope that works out for you, getting pelted with rocks on FOX News. I'll Tivo it.