Originally Posted By: Hankster
Originally Posted By: Irie



Under Deuteronomy 24:4 you are defiled; an abomination before God because you are divorced.

Under Deuteronomy 22:5 Because you wear pants, you are abominable before God.

Most of your children, under law 21:18, shall be stoned to death for partying (revelling, debauchery and banqueting) too much.

Your Daughter Bristol's pretty well dead: Since she has "played the whore in her father's house" and lost her virginity before her marriage, she must be stoned to death. (USC 22:20)

For having an affair, you and your boyfriend are condemned to death. (USC 22:22)




Well I'll be damned. All this time I thought Muhammad made up that Sharia law. Now I find out he plagiarized it from the Bible.


3,000 years after the fact, even. Maybe the copyright had expired.