So where's the problem?
Everyone who dies early takes a little more stress off the planet. How much crap does a lard ass produce a year? Where's that going? How much does he/she eat/drink? More for you when they kick the bucket, no? One less fat SOB on the river, or in the grocery line, or breaking the car seat while sitting in traffic.The fat fart probably plays Bingo at the Casino, too......huge loss when they kick the bucket. (pun intended)

Keeping 'em alive has to be more expensive than letting them kill themselves, don't you think?

Better Snopes it.