I would love to vote for someone for either party, who was a middle of the road, had no special agenda for saving the unsaveable or had a hard-on for religion. Wishing, I know, that both parties could field suitable candidates who have not been groomed since day 1 as a career politician to become president.

"Eye of Newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."