A citizen came into the police department in Seattle with a complaint.

"Officer," he said, "someone broke into my car last night. There were two Husky tickets on my dashboard!"

"So you're here to report the stolen tickets?" the officer asked.

"Oh no!" said the citizen. "They left MORE tickets."



Read more: http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2008/11/14/384275/husky-joke-no-1.html#ixzz16j5xp2HQ
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